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Comics
- Comic By a Guy Who Can't Think of a Punchline
- Penguin Pathos
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- Penguin Comics 3: Crius Again.
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Random Nonsense
TopTen
- Top Ten Least Popular College Courses
- Top Ten things you don't want to hear your doctor say
- Top Ten excuses for getting out of the draft
- Top Ten things worst things to say on a first date
- Top Ten Least Popular Halloween Costume Ideas
- Top Ten least popular movie sequels
- Top Ten Signs You're About To Be Laid Off
- Top Ten Rejected Appointees to Bush's Cabinet
- Top Ten Little Known Rules of the XFL
- Top Ten New Names for the Microsoft Xbox
- Top Ten Least Popular Toys This Christmas Season
- Top Ten Worst Ideas for a New Reality Show
- Top Ten Names for the New Kitten
- Top Ten Lesser Known Superheroes
- Top Ten Google Whacking Entries
- Top Ten Least Popular Talk Show Topics
- Top Ten Band Names
- Top Ten Rejected Bush Campaign Slogans
- Top Ten Rejected Kerry Campaign Slogans
- Top Ten Rejected slackercentral.com Bumper Stickers
- Top Ten Surprises in Bush's Second Term
- Top Ten Surprises in the next World of Warcraft Patch
- Top Ten Reasons Paris and Nicole Broke up
- Top Ten Surprises at E3 2005
- Top Ten Surprises at the Michael Jackson Trial
- Top Ten Other Things George W. Was Writing to Condi
- Top Ten Reasons the Top Ten List is Always Late
Email Nonsense
Editor's note: Everything below is taken from those lovable email forwards that flow into the slackercentral inbox everyday. We make no claims about the veracity of anything in this section. Enjoy!
- Fun Unix Commands
- Skeeter the Cheater
- If AOL were a city
- Moon Landing Hoax Exposed!
- Fun With Anagrams
- Ways to Annoy Your Public Bathroom Stall-Mate
- Computer Haiku
- Johnny and Susie
- Things You Would Never Know Without the Movies
- Performance Evaluations
- Military Performance Appraisals
- Ten Ways To Tell If A Redneck Has Been Working On A Computer
- You might be a Redneck Jedi if.....
- Fun with Resumés
- Top Ten Things to Say When You're Caught Sleeping
- Trouble at Ryan's Steakhouse
- Quick Star Wars Summary
- Understanding Engineers
Urban Legends
- America: The Good Neighbor
- Did Nostradamus really predict the tragedy?
- The Gas Out
- Al Gore's Favorite Bible Verse
- ICQ Rumors
- Revenge of the Urban Legends
- The World Trade Center Tourist Photo
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