Q. Why can't Michael Irvin get into a huddle on the field anymore?
A. It is a parole violation for him to associate with known felons.
Q. I understand Chicago is trying to sign Michael Irvin........
A. They got rid of the refrigerator, so now they want a coke machine.
Q. What do you call a drug ring in Dallas?
A. A huddle.
When I watch the Dallas Cowboys, I don't know whether to cheer for the defense or the prosecution.
Q. Four Dallas Cowboys in a car, who's driving ???
A. The sheriff.
Q. How do you get a Cowboy to stand up???
A. Say, "Will the defendant please rise."
The Dallas morning newspaper reported yesterday that Texas Stadium is going to take out the artificial turf because the Cowboys play better on grass.
Q. What's Jerry Jones' biggest concern ????
A. Does bail money count against the salary cap ??
The Cowboys adopted a new Honor system.... Yes, your Honor, No your Honor.
The Cowboys had a 12 and 5 season last year, 12 arrests, 5 convictions.
The Cowboys knew they had to do something for their defense, so they hired a new defensive coordinator...........Johnny Cochran.
Q. How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training camp??
A. Studying the Miranda Rights.