(add request comes in)
Slacker: Do I know you?
Candice: NO but add me to your list please
Slacker: nah
Candice: Why??? You would enjoy talkiing to a blonde chick like me
Slacker: how do I know your not an insane blond chick?
Candice: I am not... I am very nice and am innocent and want to add ppl to my list and get to know them because I just got ICQ and now I need some ppl :)
Slacker: let me think of a question to test for sanity... who was Rosanne's guest on her talk show yesterday?
Candice: I don't watch Rosanne its gay... I watch Fresh Prince of Bel Air instead for TV shows.. Well other than Dawsons Creek..
Slacker: ok you passed the first question - anyone who watches Rosanne has to be insane.
Slacker: number two: Why did they cancel "Cop Rock?"
Candice: What the hell is cop rock???
Slacker: lol, I'm sorry that's wrong - the answer was "Because it sucked" (it was a police drama like NYPD Blue - except the cops sang like in a musical - NOT a good show)
Candice: I don't even know what the heck that is... Sounds Gay
Slacker: ok one more question...
Slacker: How many shows on the WB do you watch?
Candice: Not very much I am usually out somewhere doing something fun
Slacker: Correct! We also would have accepted "Any thing that doesn't star Zoe, Duncan, Jack, or Jane"
Candice: Well???
Slacker: all right already
[Note: I never spoke to this person again]