Another election season is upon us, and this one looks like it'll be especially brutal. Both candidates have already come out swinging with ad campaigns designed to destroy each other's credibility. So what are a few of the slogans George Bush didn't go with?
10. Leave No Billionaire Behind
9. G. Double You Bush, G. Double You Fun
8. Read my father's lips!
7. Vote Bush in 2004 - It's a no-brainer!
6. Vote Bush because in these troubled times we need troubled leaders!
5. Bush: 5 out of 9 Supreme Court Justices agree!
4. The George Bush "Bomb-A-Nation" world tour! 2000-2004: Kandahar, Kunduz, Kabul, Kirkuk, Baghdad... Don't miss out on 2004-2008! We'll be touring Syria, Pakistan, Saudi Arabia and if there's time North Korea!
3. Bush/Cheney '04: Putting the "con" in conservatism
2. Vote Bush in '04: "I Has Incumbentory Advantitude."
And the #1 Rejected George Bush Campaign Slogan is:
1. This time, elect us!
And the runners-up:
- Sure there's war, loss of jobs, terrorist threats, and everyone is depressed. Oh hey, look over there! Gay marriage.
- George W. Bush says Thanks for not paying attention.
- Vote Bush - After all, his dog just died.
- DON'T WAIT UNTIL VENEZUELA ATTACKS US
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