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Top Ten Surprises in Bush's Second Term
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10. March 7, 2005 - Bush nearly chokes on Dorito(tm) brand snack food.

9. July 19, 2005 - New Cabinet chosen by public on special "American Idol."

8. April 2, 2006 - Bush buys a iPod and does a silhoutte ad for Apple.

7. October 30, 2006 - Whitehouse moved to Crawford, TX since he loves the place so damn much.

6. December 24, 2006 - Wall erected between US and Canada to prevent seniors from buying drugs across the border.

5. February 15, 2007 - White House's "Hawaiian Shirt Day" moved to Thursdays.

4. September 19, 2007 - Bush named Village Voice's "Man of the Year."

3. November 1, 2007 - You remember Monica Lewinsky? Two words: Marge Schott.

2. May 11, 2008 - God himself comes down from the heavens and endorses Bush and his administration.

And the #1 Surprise in Bush's Second Term is:

1. August 30, 2008 - He forgets Poland.


And the runners-up:

  • March 29, 2006 - Bush declares war on British Columbia, only to find out later that it wasn't the Columbia that the DEA was talking about
  • June 10, 2008 - Bush completes a sentence without stammering, stuttering, malapropisms, miscues, or mistakes.
  • December 26, 2007 - "Sovereigninity" introduced into Webster's dictionary.

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