Let's step into the time machine, shall we? Relax as slackercentral.com takes you to January 2009 and looks back on the more surprising events of Bush's second term."; print "
"; ?>10. March 7, 2005 - Bush nearly chokes on Dorito(tm) brand snack food.
9. July 19, 2005 - New Cabinet chosen by public on special "American Idol."
8. April 2, 2006 - Bush buys a iPod and does a silhoutte ad for Apple.
7. October 30, 2006 - Whitehouse moved to Crawford, TX since he loves the place so damn much.
6. December 24, 2006 - Wall erected between US and Canada to prevent seniors from buying drugs across the border.
5. February 15, 2007 - White House's "Hawaiian Shirt Day" moved to Thursdays.
4. September 19, 2007 - Bush named Village Voice's "Man of the Year."
3. November 1, 2007 - You remember Monica Lewinsky? Two words: Marge Schott.
2. May 11, 2008 - God himself comes down from the heavens and endorses Bush and his administration.
And the #1 Surprise in Bush's Second Term is:
1. August 30, 2008 - He forgets Poland.
And the runners-up:
- March 29, 2006 - Bush declares war on British Columbia, only to find out later that it wasn't the Columbia that the DEA was talking about
- June 10, 2008 - Bush completes a sentence without stammering, stuttering, malapropisms, miscues, or mistakes.
- December 26, 2007 - "Sovereigninity" introduced into Webster's dictionary.
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