Top Ten excuses for getting out of the draft
6. I served a tour of duty in Americas Army already
5. I'm sorry but I have no opposable thumbs
4. Don't ask me. I won't tell.
3. My doctor told me I have weak pinkies
2. I'm not gay. but my boyfriend is.
And the #1 excuse for getting out of the draft:
1. I come from Ca-na-da, so they think i'm sloooooooww... eh?
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