Top Ten things worst things to say on a first date
First dates are always exciting. Ok, not really, they're actually always a little awkward. If you have a first date in the near future, keep this list handy, it may just help you avoid a slap in the face.
10. So, have you ever thought about the destination of your eternal soul?
9. Hi, my name is OJ, as seen on Court TV!!!
8. Do you want to supersize your combo? How about a sundae?
7. Hey, you're even cuter than in your surviellance photo.
6. WOW! My first date that ISN'T in the Sims!
5. (Walking in house) SHHHH! you'll wake up my parents!
4. Hey, this will be my first real date since i got out of prison!
3. Look at this trick I learned when I was in prison!
2. They cancelled the 99 cent menu? C'mon honey, we're out of here!
And the #1 worst thing to say on a first date:
1. (While sniffing date) I'm a bomb sniffin' dog, and...U DA BOMB!!!
And the runners-up:
- After dinner you wanna come back to my place and spam up slackercentral?
- A/S/L? Wanna chat? Whoops, sorry - that's a habit.
- Maybe youll be the lucky lady to turn me straight!
- (For the apple folk) Wanna see my superdrive?
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