Well, we did Bush last week, and because ol' slackercentral.com is one of them fair and/or balanced sites, here we are. A few Senator Kerry rejected...
10. I voted for the 87 billion dollars before I voted against it!
9. JFK! JFK! JFK!
8. Kerry, because it not like it can get any worse.
7. John Kerry: A man of the people! (the rich, old, white people)
6. Able to use a Segway the way it was intended!
5. Vote Kerry: He Does Too Have a Pulse!
4. John Kerry: A lawyer and a politician you can trust! No, really...
3. Ich bin nicht Bush!
2. Kerry For President: He Barely Even Knew Jane Fonda!
And the #1 Rejected John Kerry Campaign Slogan is:
1. Yyyaaaarghhh! (rejected after trademark dispute)
And the runners-up:
- John Kerry: He won't use 9/11 to get credibility, just the Vietnam War
- John Kerry for President, What Else Could He Do?
- Hey, at least you're not voting for Bush
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