Hey, I'm a "busy" man. Wife, kid, job, playstation. I'd like to see you do better! Actually, you probably can, so don't do that. :( Anyway here are the top ten reasons SCMBers hypothesized on why the Top Ten lists are always late. Some of these are strangely precient...
10. Plaster's mom was lonely.
9. Slacker's trying to write a song for his baby girl. Last sentence he's written ends with "orange."
8. Slacker keeps resubmitting entries to the judges until one of his makes the top 10.
7. "Well, I guess it's about time to finally get that top OMG LOOK A TREE!"
6. Bonus two hour episode of "Gilmore Girls" that week.
5. Texans type as slow as they talk
4. Baby loves to chew wires behind the computer.
3. Gibb was supposed to do it but he got a new manga
2. He was waiting for a new Opera version so he could finally access the top 10 page himself
And the #1 Reason the Top Ten List is Always Late:
1. Takes that long to get 10 *good* answers.
And the runners-up:
- Too busy helping folks in New Orleans loot their possessions back.
- Busy fighting off a lawsuit from Jack Thompson for having a forum promoting the discussion of murder simulators.
- Bathing in subscription money again.
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