It's a sad state of affairs in the world these days. War, famine, poverty, and Paris and Nicole are on the outs. Nicole has apparently been replaced on the Simple Life 4 but Rod Stewart's daughter, who I'm certain is a very intelligent young woman.
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9. Nicole finished her coloring book before Paris, without coloring outside the lines.
8. Nicole kept mistakenly highlighting verses in Paris's bible instead of her own.
7. Nicole said "That's hot" in an interview and Paris filed for copyright infringement.
6. She beat Paris's on an IQ test 10 to 1 (not a ratio).
5. Nicole still sore that Paris has a real city named after her; after consulting map discovered Richie, OK doesn't exist.
4. Nicole always leaves the toilet seat up.
3. When both of them are after scottg26, feelings are bound to get hurt.
2. Nicole tried to change her name to "Chicago Marriott", but Paris got upset claiming that Nicole was "just trying to be cool."™
And the #1 reason Paris and Nicole broke up:
1. Nicole stalled when Paris asked her, "Do these jeans make my butt look non-skeletal?
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