Top Ten Least Popular Talk Show Topics

We've all heard the normal topics: I used to be fat, but now I'm all that, My lover is dating my cousin's mama, and I hate my siamese twin. What about the topics you never hear? Here's a few that the SCMB members came up with.

10. My Husband won't upgrade to Windows XP.

9. Hell raising Grannies

8. Baby makeovers!

7. It's all my fault and there is nobody else to blame.

6. I'm completely normal and my family is not dysfunctional.

5. I used to be fat and ugly, and nothings really changed!

4. Ladies with 5,000 slides taken of their cats.

3. Forum trolls and the fugly chicks who love them

2. Sock puppets and the SCMB members who use them.

And the #1 Least Popular Talk Show Topic:

1. People who actually liked Gigli!


And the runners-up:

  • Supermarket workers reveal all!
  • My middle aged daughter is out of control!
  • Send my foot to boot camp.
  • Everyone on our panel is contagious with SARS.
  • My son's idol is Kobe Bryant!

This week's authors:

1. Ambience
2. Ambience
3. Punk Rock Avenger
4. Ambience
5. 3B

6. ukstatboy
7. ukstatboy
8. 3B
9. 3B
10. Blackadder

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