Top Ten Rejected Appointees to Bush's Cabinet
10. Charlton Heston: Sec. of Military Ordnance
9. David Duke: Secretary of Race Relations
8. Dr. Kevorkian: Secretary of Health Reform
7. Jocelyn Elders: Minister of Compassionate Masturbation
6. Tommy Chong: Secretary of Agriculture
5. Al Gore: Secretary of Recounts
4. Gray Davis (gov of California): Secretary of Energy
3. Jesse Jackson: Secretary of Internal Affairs
2. Larry Flint: Secretary of the Media
And the #1 rejected appointee to Bush's cabinet is...
1. Scooby Doo: Reffritary Rof Refense
And the runners-up:
- Linda Chavez: Secretary of Inexpensive Labor
- Scott Sellers (3dfx): Secretary of Financial Reform
- Robert Downey Jr: Drug Czar
- Janet Reno - Secretary of Women's Fashion
- Richard Simmons: Secretary of Interior Decorating
This list was written by Shumph(10, 9, 8, and 6), MultiGL(4 and 1), jd636(2), Slacker (3), Drakkenfyre(5), and Eghad (7).
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