Top Ten New Names for the Microsoft Xbox

Well, Microsoft is in the news again lately, because a little Florida company called "Xbox Technologies," may take the software giant to court for using the name "Xbox" for its new console game system. Since Microsoft has given us so much, we believe it's time to give something back. So here are our suggestions for alternate names for the "Xbox":

10. Super Hardware Integrated Technology Box

9. Microsoft "Crash in a Box"

8. The BSOD Box

7. The Assimilator

6. I can't believe it's not Xbox

5. The Obsoleto

4. Xpensive Box

3. The Monopolizer

2. the press "A-Y-LeftArrow to reboot" Box

And the #1 new name for the Microsoft Xbox:

1. Billtendo


And the runners-up:

  • The Microsoft X-ecutor
  • The Console Formerly Known as Xbox
  • Snuffleufabox

This list was written by Msan Ewu(10,6), Plaster(9), Tasty Poison(8), Kermit(7), Shumph(5,1), Flash2000(4), Wolfeman(3) and Klausing(2).

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