Top Ten Least Popular Toys This Christmas Season

Last week Toy Wishes magazine released their "Hot Dozen" list - the twelve toys they predict to be the hot sellers this Christmas season. Items on this year's list include FurReal Friends (electronic cats), the Bratz Salon 'N' Spa, and Tony Hawk Pro Skater 4. See the whole list here.

So if you get to the store and they're all out of the Harry Potter Slime Chamber, don't panic. Whatever you do, try to avoid these somewhat less-popular toys:

10. Playdoh plastic explosives

9. Saddam Hussein's Pretend Vote Playset

8. Dubya doll with War declaration action!

7. Tickle Me Choir Boy - Its Vatican approved!

6. Don't Piss on the Electric Fence! Game

5. My first Leper with skin-peeling action

4. Hannibal Lechter's Easy Bake Oven

3. Puberty Barbie

2. Big Bucket o' Small Choking Parts

And the #1 Least Popular Toy This Christmas Season:

1. The Angry Box o' Bees!


And the runners-up:

  • Osama Bin Laden video recording studio
  • Joe Camel self tracheotomy kit
  • Tickle Me Osama
  • Make-your-own science: fireworks edition

This week's authors:

1. ukstatboy
2. Drakkenfyre
3. The Muffin Man/Basketballbabe24
4. MonotremeMed/EgernKogen
5. Drakkenfyre

6. The Muffin Man
7. MonotremeMed
8. Wamphyr
9. Drakkenfyre
10. Cop

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